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biggest fraud on eBay...noahs_ark_usa
« on: March 21, 2018, 03:13:24 PM »
you may not be familiar with this person on eBay, but noahs_ark_usa is possibly the biggest fraud on ebay.

https://www.ebay.com/usr/noahs_ark_usa

below is the very lengthy item description for a fake they are peddling. They even claim to be not for profit.

WARNING- the description below reads like the ravings of a madman...you have been warned!  :D





Ancient Roman Empire Coin 300AD Unknown Constantine II Solidus Dekadrachm Italy


unknown everything, very solid , very big and very old, in very good condition,  - have a blessed day  please read the generic another two minutes or you will be drunk , huh ,, 

~~~> we are not-forProfit in Noah's Ark, nearly all funds used to drop food from the sky in southern Africa north of CapeTown; (toothbrushes, shoelaces, soap, canned-peas, rice, wire hangers, used clothing   Crayons have been selected for our Summer Drop , so ,  no games please <~~ we are glad to chat we have you & yours contact information; we value your time.

we don't ship to Israel Italy or near Greece, Peru Columbia New York City , Mexico City or North Carolina -- The Photos are taken in different light for your fair consideration; always more than a couple photos; we are no games; .

***commonly asked questions:   " please know your stuff if it's important to you, Global Climate is important to us" / " Emma may have selected it as Ark Worthy" / " We have more than one " / " Grandfather always intended to open a coin store near Manhattan with his coin maven friends" / (("Likely Silver / Likely Bronze, Likely Copper ~~>  it is all Stardust, it is always likely")) / " Money means very little here, warm homes for beloved assets " / " Be happy very satisfied with photos  as-is  take next-watch " / "Life Time Guarantee you ask, no, ~~> not Hamburger guarantee, the end " / "it was cleaned it may not grade" / & finally   " we don't have the answers to your questions "  / " no returns please or we speak on the phone & read this listing together out-loud " /   w

** 2000 Years Old +/- If It Is In Noah's Ark USA **

We are not a coin store & We are not a coin store.. We earn nothing;

We trade for more than one family. Much is donated here lately. Trades get matched by NYC Businesses.

** to all  'old coin treasure-hunters'  ~ we hope you find the compounds you seek..  our trades are as-is guys..

we may include a less popular heirloom with your package as a gift,we do this in the event you are not satisfied with item in-hand; we want everyone happy, to resolve the issue peacefully, we call & read. . ~~> We respect your time, we donate all proceeds <<~~ we don't want to hear you need 17 or 1700 dollars . ~~~~~>  if you are concerned about money buy food / land / arms / & new gold bars.. here you trade for the blessing; the end. many are very happy <~~~

Everything is authentic in Noah's Ark to in-Ark books/labels. We keep a record in-house; We do not hobby talk; all assets cleaned don't grade & c 'grade'  is a hobby term; ~~~> no hobby talk.

We do not need to trade it; you do not need to own it. (( The heirlooms need new warm homes; A warm home will communicate with us, it is our job ))

We do not know what anything is for certain because we are not scientists & neither do you, & neither does a grader, hobby club, hobby chat or your local master-of-the-trade, ~~~> that is a scientific fact; we have proof; so we take many photos for you.. 

History Trade-value & content are unknown as many heirlooms are relics which belong in a museum. Unlike other sellers, we are no games. We value your time and ours; very much. Be 100% satisfied with photos if you bid or trade; or we'll speak about it. 

When we ask you if you read the listing simply click  ' reply '  & type 123; then click send; ( or say "Hi Noah").  A warm message from you saves us time, maybe a better gift ~~>  we have plenty here  <~~~~ ~~~> There is no need to read below, god bless you & yours.

disclaimer:  Photos are generally taken in different shades of light.  No receipts / no papers /  no laws / no hobby talk in Noah's Ark, just kidding, a little bit; we are eccentric fun; ~~> the kingdom of god is in us & all around us; it is our watch, have a taste here.

Some heirlooms were named by a relative at some point & labeled as such   ie: Michael, Jack, CrazyHorse, Eve, John, Jesus Anton Charlotte Bruce Ben Benny Bethany Marcus Cleo Peter Patricia Philip Alan Adam Ethan Jonah, LyingCheatingBastardBenjamin, DingBat, PrettyFace, CrazyFeet, Maximus Max (some ancestors were crazy).

as a kid Grandfather shared stories told to him, of Kings Rabbis, the Church & the poverty-level people; coins given to the people to trade back to the temple to be closer to god (The Beggars Strike); distributed to the poor; poor trading with different trade than others; this was an ancient congregation of Levy Family Decedents; stories include religious institutions minting coins.. We have these strikes in our Ark. We generally go by labels left for us.. We have no time to research and don't believe what we read especially old data when earth was flat.

Levy had Synagogues then, great grandfather a Rabbi; his great grandfather a Rabbi; the male bloodline to the time of Jesus were rabbi's; special blessings here. The male bloodline collected Meteorites Coins Mezuzahs Pointers Bibles Scrolls Gems Crosses Rocks..

~~~> We've had some issues, Pardon the tone,  You may not trade for the item pictured if you are unfamiliar with it.  The title here maye have errors, so see all photos.  We deal with religious fanatics who do not like us (we are religious). We deal with angry historians / hobby mavens who have strong firm opinions, & periodically cause trouble & your books are wrong; books were written to deter coin making, we have proof 100%.  We deal with those who wish to harm our ability to trade/ competitors. No games here.

We have dozens of Omer Cup Shekels / Syracuse / Owls / Corinth Turtles Frogs etc ; all dated/labeled ~~> 81AD - 204AD, Yes, Omer Cups Minted 81AD 91AD - 111AD in Silver Copper Bronze & hundreds of unknowns; we have  first-strikes which the synagogues collected, hundreds of them; they are generally larger / have errors / mis-strikes.

We care about warm homes, we are happy people. We are reasonable & fair though radical-groups with international ties hate us because we are Jewish.  Competitors do not like we are trading so much so fast at discounts. We are high security. We can turn on your cell phones 9000 miles away; not for e-bay business of-course, just joking, & ~~> we have x-military (Navy) here ~~> communications savvy.

 **warm homes only** is the job;   **everyone happy**  is the job;  ** Only on E-bay Please **   

**People see errors in our listings and wish to start trouble / steal assets or time from the collections. If you feel something may not be to your liking here, Walk Away, & do not play games. We will contact you & yours to resolve issues peacefully, home office day night is ok; as per e-bay policy we work it out with the buyer if they can not resolve open issues.

Birds Fish Horses depicted on countless heirlooms.  Athena Alexander the Great Zeus Apollo, Nero the Super hero she'd say; (100 Omer Cups relic solid silver, copper, silver-plated, gold or golden unknowns, labeled 69 AD 70 AD & even 80 AD 90AD + 100 years , ~~> wow right <~~   so be-careful with those old books hobby-mavens. Sicily Greece India Africa among the best of the best global.  100 bee stags big & small, GoatManFace  Beggars-Strikes MermaidMan  Horse with Wings Corinthia dozens, Ancient Owls / HUGE coins, tiny coins, 900AD  500BC, 2400CE wow, even relic Egyptian;;;    ////some older, some newer & all tossed together for your consideration\\\\.    Caesar Syracuse Alligator Crabs Denarius Didrachm Griffin Hercules Peso Dollar Obol..

" Many Newer Heirlooms were likely Grandfathers Levy's (the first male not to follow in rabbinical studies (the outcast )) he may have bought it on a cruise; we may have bought it at a garage sale;  great grandfather loved  "genuine  authentic  patina  book-weight  history" (hobby terms) ;while grandfather loved the depictions/ unusual / unheard-of; extra large & it is all in the Ark..

heirlooms may be silver, gold, copper, a rock, token brass silver-plated, tin, clay, medallion, pewter bronze nickel; ~~> (the heirloom may be newer rather than older, or made of iron); (we don't know what it is for certain, neither do you; & we do not like that), We are not testing the compounds in heirlooms most of which were labeled; though some Mislabeled, Miscellaneous, much has been Mixed-up (we're always drinking, just kidding, the stuff has been around a long time x 10 & we have a good eye, when sober.

* ~~> History, Content, & Trade Value Are Unknown for all heirlooms we are trading. In the event you do not digest that easily, it is ok, much respect; please shop elsewhere and do not message us.  You read the listing; the trade is for the families blessing, the item/items pictured deliver it; The dates are a circus, some of the labels here are just crazy;  We are fair honest people; everything in Noah's Ark is holy & great.

**** An old listing of ours:     gold coin been with family generations, was great grandfathers,  we are trading a collection, the more interesting items were great grandfathers who brought them to the States after fleeing Turkey more than a century ago, a Rabbi & decedent of the Levy Family ~ he came here with artifacts Books Art Coins donated / collected / minted by the congregation for centuries, < the art-work will be traded on e-bay soon > < >. Ebay is the best company in the world. Security by dbaGlobal. We have you yours social media / cell phone / employers  if you wish to reach us.  _________   

  Noah's Ark USA ~~   

   dbaGlobal Security; you are bidding on assets of our families/fiduciaries; our trades are as-is; as for the item pictured & the blessing upon it; you are trading for the blessing, the item pictured merely delivers it; we may speak on the phone prior to shipping; we will message in the least, you will respond or be blocked from Ark entry. We are interested in our time, we respect yours;  We have little interest in your books/money/ law hamburgers policy; no dormant accounts permitted; wee are doing our job; this is not business; we do good. God Bless You.

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Re: biggest fraud on eBay...noahs_ark_usa
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2018, 10:41:21 AM »
Yup big fake seller.  I emailed twice that they sell modern fakes and to check with an ancient dealer. They only responded "thanks."  Another collector I know complained to Ebay without results.

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Re: biggest fraud on eBay...noahs_ark_usa
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2018, 11:11:52 AM »
There is little point in telling eBay that someone is selling fakes. The problem is that if you tell eBay, who are you? It is only your word against the sellers word. Ebay does not have the time to investigate each listing and does not have a staff of experts to corroborate your claim. Can you imagine the hundreds, or thousands, of experts they would need for the variety of objects listed from coins to purses.

I reported this seller for their claim of a being a non profit. Ebay has strict guidelines for making this claim, whcih is much easier to enforce. All that will probably happen from that though, is they will most likely have to remove the bit about "we are not-forProfit in Noah's Ark, nearly all funds used to drop food from the sky in southern Africa"